your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face

Clean your bake

by 0310 May 29, 2017

about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

by Jujomomo February 26, 2014

bake your mom in the oven

The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.

If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.

by quox June 20, 2006

Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

by seafa June 17, 2011

stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.

Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!

by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009

Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.

Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008