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A message I send my friends every night...
You up?
You Up? by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

You-up Text 

(Conjunction) You-up Text

When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -

50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.

This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"

-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....

-Hello?

-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?

- You-Up Text

you can you up 

Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".
"That person does not deserve the award."
"You can you up"
you can you up by gingerdesu April 12, 2014

never gonna give you up 

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
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Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna give you up 

A popular song by singer Rick Astley from 1988 that became a viral meme sensation during the early days of YouTube to trick people.
Person 1: "yo wanna hear Darude sandstorm?"

Person 2: "Sure"

Person 1: "Heres the link"

Person 2: "...Wait? isnt this Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley?"

you can you up 

It's a popular phrase in Chinese, generally speaking it means " if you think you can achieve something while you are criticizing others, you go and achieve it". It always use with "no can no bb" which means if you can not achieve it, stop bullshiting" bb means talking shit in Chinese
Tyler: This chemistry thing seems to be so ez, why it takes you forever?
Me: You can you up, no can no bb
you can you up by Pz.Hu May 21, 2014