5 definitions by Yale Literary Definition Inc.
(Noun)
Ballsaxophone occurs when a ratchet is giving you head and right as she goes balls deep (Chin must contact testicles)
she simultaneously sneezes letting loose the sound of an elephant stepping on an duck. This is typically mistaken by your apartment complex neighbor as an out of tune saxophone.
Ballsaxophone occurs when a ratchet is giving you head and right as she goes balls deep (Chin must contact testicles)
she simultaneously sneezes letting loose the sound of an elephant stepping on an duck. This is typically mistaken by your apartment complex neighbor as an out of tune saxophone.
Ted: "I can't sleep hon, the neighbor Jamaal is playing that damn Saxophone again, he must be a composer by now."
Sarah: "That isn't an instrument babe, that was just a Ballsaxophone. Back to bed, she will get some Flonase soon."
Sarah: "That isn't an instrument babe, that was just a Ballsaxophone. Back to bed, she will get some Flonase soon."
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 12, 2022
1. When Earsh believes in you enough to find this word.
2. When Earsh accidently searches the word and finds this in the dictionary.
3. When Earsh accidently missclicks and finds this word
4. When Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pisses in his keyboard striking the keys in accidental succession, resulting in the typing of this search by absolute chance.
2. When Earsh accidently searches the word and finds this in the dictionary.
3. When Earsh accidently missclicks and finds this word
4. When Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pisses in his keyboard striking the keys in accidental succession, resulting in the typing of this search by absolute chance.
Richud: "Holy shit, Earsh Believes In Me enough to find this word - I must be some kind of important person, or retard"
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 13, 2022
Secondary Savior
When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.
You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.
When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.
You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.
1. "Aw Fuck just my luck, I was about to jizz to Alexas Texas and the video just abruptly stopped, what a waste of a good nutt"
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"
2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."
SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"
2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."
SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
(Noun) Derived from the guy you know named Earshel, who clearly out classes everyone around him. He resembles Himesh from the movie Braveheart. He is a real life Viking living amongst average humans with average intelligence.
A very rare species
A very rare species
"What is the best way to fix the starter?"
"I'm not sure, call up 'Earsh'"
"Bro, all I saw was someone's legs flying into the air, I guess he told 'Earsh' to go fuck himself"
"Yeah, that guy got Earshed"
"I'm not sure, call up 'Earsh'"
"Bro, all I saw was someone's legs flying into the air, I guess he told 'Earsh' to go fuck himself"
"Yeah, that guy got Earshed"
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 25, 2022
(Conjunction) You-up Text
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 1, 2022