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Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.
Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!
Yourmomistan by bigtrick October 30, 2006

Yourmomism 

The belief that everything was created by your mom.

... She got around.
Yourmomism:
Finally, an explanation.
Yourmomism by Waka waka Om nom nom January 6, 2011

yourmomitis 

a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.
Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."

Yourmom.com 

A url quite often used as a password or insult to a mate. A heightened version of popular comeback “Your mom”
Keith: *Knocks*
Abby: What’s the password ?
Keith: Yourmom.com
Yourmom.com by LindonSound_13 October 17, 2019

yomommabeabitch 

a series of words strung together, totally unacceptable when playing scrabble
Violent J, i'll have to ask you to remove "yomommabeabtich" from the board and subtract 357 points

Yourmomium 

The largest, densest, thickest, fattest element on the periodic table.

Symbol Ym, common isotopes include Ym-21 and Ym-69
1- My favorite element? Yourmomium...
2- If you react Ym, yourmomium with Yd, yourdadium, you might be lucky and get Kd, kidium!
3- Yourmomium is the heaviest element known to man, and is so heavy, even one atom is too much to carry...
4- Yourmomium makes great cookies...
Yourmomium by SCIENCE, YOU FOOL October 25, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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