yourmomitis 

a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.

Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."

yourmomitis by your mom has a fake name September 6, 2011

yourmomtic 

Describes a situation, where the saying "your mom" is suitable

A:Timmy says he got a good blow job yesterday.

B:That's yourmomtic!

yourmomtic by Albacookie April 8, 2015

double yourmomitive 

An instance where a statement is made about one's mom, and is immediately followed by a "your mom" joke. In such a case, a "double yourmomitive" has occurred and therefore cancels the said "your mom" joke. The original statement about one's mom, however, is still valid.

Little Billy and 2 of his friends, Little Joey and Little Bobby, are playing at the playground. Billy says, "I think my mom is hot!", which Joey immediately follows by saying, "Your mom thinks your mom is hot." As you can see, unless Joey is making a reference to Billy's mom being vain, this is clearly a "double yourmomitive" and should bee accordingly and promptly stricken from the record.

double yourmomitive by Biigdady69 September 5, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008