yogurt you 

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.

Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"

Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."

Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.

yogurt you by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

youngin yogurt 

The product of ejaculation: the combination of ejaculate and semen

Wife: Forget Fage, serve me up some of your youngin yogurt please!
Husband: You got it honey

youngin yogurt by 7Lathrop April 5, 2011

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Drop your yoghurt

Drop your yoghurt.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.

Sarah: Crikey Donna, I wouldn’t mind being the filling between that man sandwich.

Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt

Drop your yoghurt by Soccie February 8, 2018

yougurt block 

when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly

i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag

yougurt block by kcf1696 June 8, 2009

yourt 

ejaculate

"Bruh I just yourted on my bosses desk!"

yourt by YourtMaster69 January 4, 2018

yourt 

Something pointless that you would yell in a pubic place just so you can confuse the fuck out of people.

*Guy* "YOURT"
*People* Lol wtf

yourt by Train pin nine juan juan November 23, 2017