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Yougurt

The man the myth the legend of yougurt
… yougurt
by Glab glab June 29, 2021
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yougurt block

when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly
i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag
by kcf1696 June 8, 2009
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Oikos yogurt

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
by Postage it January 27, 2022
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Yogurt Male

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021
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Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"
by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015
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Yogurt Male

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
by I love yogurt October 31, 2021
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yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm
Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.
by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018
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