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An individual that is dumb beyond comprehension. One who displays, or exhibits, idiotic behavior. Someone who makes a habit out of missing the point. The opposite of what some might call a "forward thinking".
I asked him to put a quarter in the parking meter, and he put it in the one for the car behind mine. What a fucking yutz!
yutz by soyeahlike February 4, 2015
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This is from the Yiddish, it means ditz, clutz, dumkoft, ninny, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, twit, dumbass.
Example? I gotta provide a sample?? Sheesh!! Use it like any of those word up there!!! What yutz thought up this stupid requirement!?!?!
yutz by David December 4, 2003
someone who is either unaware of the situation, or is uneducated, and does stupid things.
After the kid spoke out of turn in class, the professor called him a yutz.
yutz by Doc S January 21, 2010
Two Jewish words, "yutzi" (stupid) and "putz" (idiot), combined into one word to underscore extreme dumbness.
He jumped off the garage roof holding lit fireworks while drunk? What a yutziputz!
Yutziputz by Skarr Phase August 18, 2017
A very uncommon, Amish German name.
That chicks last name, yutzy, is badass!
Yutzy by the.best July 4, 2010
When a person who can be described as a yutz messes something up to such a degree which can only be attained by them, could only be replicated by a yutz of their caliber, or to such a degree that he/she is eligible for the Delbert Award.
The FedEx delivery driver didn't show up AGAIN! She better not yutz-up 3 days in a row, or I'll have them send it back and ship it UPS.
yutz-up by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
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