FedEx

1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.

2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".

Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!

by FraNkcn August 6, 2008

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a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service

friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!

by cornell123 September 19, 2009

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A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.

Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.

by NLT February 18, 2008

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<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

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