yg2bfkm

You Got To Be F*ing Kidding Me

Jane opens the door and sees her husband Jack in bed with the maid and says, "yg2bfkm!!!!"

Janes Husband replies "Honey, its not what it seems"
Maid inquires curiously "whats yg2bfkm?"
Jack turn to the maid and says "You've got to be f*in kidding me, u don't know what yg2bfkm means!!!"

by wallah June 22, 2006

ygbfkm

acronym, used in written form only.
YGBFKM = You Gotta Be F***in' Kiddin' Me

alice: have you heard? Sodium Benzoate messes with your DNA!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!

by spankthemachine June 24, 2007

YGTBFKM

Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.

What? SuppO's serving beef yakisoba again? YGTBFKM!

by King Neptune March 4, 2006

YGBFKM

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me

Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM

by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018

ygtbfkm

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"

Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!

by DaddyG January 10, 2013