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Yaylon is VERY TALKATIVE, he got a big ass dick and will give it to any female that wants it. He inspirational. He depressed asf and need help gaining mental stability. He don't know his worth. He basically the blueprint to these basic ass niggas.
You such a Yaylon.

I love Yaylon so much.
yaylon by ANONNNN#33 January 24, 2022

Cliff Yablonski 

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou
"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski
Cliff Yablonski by EmperorKO February 19, 2003
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Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.
I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!
Yalonda by Empress13 January 12, 2008
A mexican way to say Jason its commonly said amongst those with a thick accent.
Chicano: "Have you see Jason around here?"
Chicano w/thick accent:"No I ave not seen yayson."
yayson by Namino Neitou Sama September 5, 2007

Yablonski 

Homo chaffass.(Commonly referred to as the North American Hairless Polar Bear) A distinct breed of northeastern albino mammals; Nocturnal creature, due to extreme sensitivity to the sun and lack of melanin in the skin; Generally little to no body hair, due to lack of sweat glands; Habitat is that of cave dwellings and underground burrows within the large roots of the Ficus tree; Although extremely rare, sitings have been reported in the northeastern part of Pennsylvania by hunters who identified the animal as resembling a human sized naked mole rat with no tail; If one happens to come in contact with a Yablonski and is bitten, extreme pain and discomfort will occur. Although non-poisonous, medical attention should be sought due to possibility of rabies, which can be the result of a bite from any wild animal.
While drinking beer and spotting deer, Johnny became startled when he caught the glimpse of a Yablonski feasting on the remnants of a decomposed raccoon corpse.
She is a sweet and kind hearted girl. She likes to read books and go on adventures. When you're around her, all you feel is positive vibes and sunshine. They're a little nerdy, but has an easy time making friends. Everyone needs a yaylene!
Yaylene is the best friend ever.

dirty yalonda 

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn
That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole
dirty yalonda by BigNarstie June 2, 2020
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