xvicha

A legendary Noka's Dad who has Nine fingers and he is known as "Nine Finger Xvicha"

"Fuck nine tail fox, all my homies are scared of Nine finger xvicha"

xvicha by Nokyy January 17, 2021

Xhicha 

A language spoken by the Xhiffica tribe of Upper Thryxhrmichy. Pronunciation is difficult for English speakers, mostly due to the use of dental clicks and guttural sounds needed to express the language properly.

Several people have choked to death trying to pronounce the name of the language alone. It is therefore advised by the UK home office to refrain from speaking the language unless absolutely necessary.

Basic everyday words and phrases

Lezhvdik - Hello
Studdjydd em 'a taddlrikz? - How are you?
Syuddjydd 'a besz wukulxuck? - How is your wife?
Kem be bi rykurvfar treddtmok? - What is your name?
Dregridd meky meky kakugdazh? - Where is the nearest train station?

Rhaddtsick feg fy clargukz? - What's that smell?
Sikurlichy 'a befreg thrantekz? - What is for dinner?
Smetlick 'a twenner chivlidd - Onions disagree with me
Crazhscik - Doctor
Zifnik - A burning sensation felt in the left foot
Chozhkjik - A medical condition defined as the right armpit smelling worse than the left

Smiddjmok - Beach
Faddklich - The Swedish as a race
Gikuwbfart - Trainspotter
Bledsichy - A type of unlicenced taxi
Chidpnakz - Backhander
Ledhyok - A musical instrument made from cat dung

Dafregcomfestil - Dafregcomfestil
Gozhfart cef kmiddchyzh - Use a condom
Batlichy - shotgun wedding
Dozhscidh - Chlamydia
Phiddfik - A horse's cock that is as wide as it is long
Trakubwadh - A type of excessive sweating caused by extreme arousal towards ginger people

Man 1 - Do you speak Xhicha?
Man 2 - No, attempting to say 'What is your name?' last time left me with an unoprable hernia.
Man 1 - Fair enough.

Xhicha by Dawn Hobs October 4, 2009

xichael 

Very much Michael but with a little more X.

Wow, Xichael really is a very X based Michael.

xichael by cupboardboi February 23, 2021

XichaelCare 

Free healthcare provided by president Xichael

I couldn't afford health insurance or private care but XichaelCare saved me

XichaelCare by cookiethebirb February 24, 2021

Xichael Mu 

The name of the first ever us president to be born in the uk and be elected despite his name not being on the ballot.
He adopted several policies including the united states first ever complete free at point of use universal healthcare.
As well as this he adopted the Mu care policy which has the slogan 'Mu care (for the cows)' and strictly regulates the use of antibiotics and other drugs in agriculture as well as the quality of life of farm animals.

He is also against the uk's brexit idealology and got an oversised eu flag for christmas 2020

Xichael mu is the best president ever

Xichael Mu by A very humble talking cow February 24, 2021

xichaelcare 

Just such a nice guy, the sort of guy who gets elytras for every member of the minecraft server he plays on.

See Xichael

Wow! XichaelCare is such a nice guy giving all of us these shulker boxes.

xichaelcare by cupboardboi March 1, 2021

Xichao 

Typically chill guy who spends hours perfecting Discord bots that are only used in small servers with friends. Likes mineraft and roblox, but should never be allowed near wither spawners

Person A: woah look, a wild Xichao going outside!!! This one's a rare sight folks

Xichao by Mellow and Tidings February 17, 2021