This is a 40 year old man that has no fucking life that cares more about posting on a sports message board than actually watching sports...This 40 year old man says "OWNED, ME>YOU, LMFAO AT YOU." in his spare time...If you see this dude on ESPN.COM message boards point and laugh at this no fucking life 40 year old loser...

xjokerz- 40 year old freak/man
xjokerz- a loser

xjokerz by Brad#12 July 19, 2009

Related Words

xmoke • xjokerz • xmike2112 • XMODE • Xoke • X Money • x more sleeps

XMODE

(pronounced "ECKS-MOAD") n., adj. (XModian), v. (XModing) usage uncommon.
An XMode is a person who listens to a particular strain of nu-metal, often with depressing lyrics and references to self mutilation. Common features include goatees, cargo pants (or three-quarter shorts), body piercings and an assortment of tatoos, or all of the above. Breakdancing is optional.

XModes are known to drive troublesome Italian vehicles with sub-par paint. XModes are also very sensitive to heat and addicted to coffee. Alcohol of choice is Vodka with caffeinated energy drinks, preferably from a mineral water container.

"Such a lonely day, and it's mine" -- Common Xmode song lyrics

XMODE by AlfieMikeRider December 18, 2008

xjokerz

A complete tool. A loser who thinks they are god or king, but has absolutley no
life. I could keep going on, but this would be too long.

Look at this guy on the message board, he is such an xjokerz.

xjokerz by UltimateSportsGenius March 26, 2009

xjokerz

A guy who begins to go bald once he hits 20, and will be completey bald by his mid 20's.

Xjokerz syndrome happened to this douchbag I know, even rogain couldn't help out the poor sap.

xjokerz by twistmoney March 22, 2009

xJokerz

An internet troll who gets welfare checks from grandma, and has to use the
mirror to take pictures of himself because he has no friends.

xJokerz likes to squat on bowling pins

xJokerz by scott91801 March 27, 2009

XJokerz

1. Having to constantly discus your personal life and issues on ESPN messageboards because no one likes you and your parents dress you funny

2. A premature ejaculator

3. Fecal matter

1. After my girlfriend dumped me, I was so lonely that I took off my Members Only jacket and Xjokerz'd the night away.

2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face

3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!

XJokerz by KingFelixOwnsYourMom July 3, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026