xjokerz

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This is a 40 year old man that has no fucking life that cares more about posting on a sports message board than actually watching sports...This 40 year old man says "OWNED, ME>YOU, LMFAO AT YOU." in his spare time...If you see this dude on ESPN.COM message boards point and laugh at this no fucking life 40 year old loser...

xjokerz- 40 year old freak/man
xjokerz- a loser

xjokerz by Brad#12 July 19, 2009

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xjokerz

A complete tool. A loser who thinks they are god or king, but has absolutley no
life. I could keep going on, but this would be too long.

Look at this guy on the message board, he is such an xjokerz.

xjokerz by UltimateSportsGenius March 26, 2009

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xjokerz

A guy who begins to go bald once he hits 20, and will be completey bald by his mid 20's.

Xjokerz syndrome happened to this douchbag I know, even rogain couldn't help out the poor sap.

xjokerz by twistmoney March 22, 2009

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xJokerz

An internet troll who gets welfare checks from grandma, and has to use the
mirror to take pictures of himself because he has no friends.

xJokerz likes to squat on bowling pins

xJokerz by scott91801 March 27, 2009

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XJokerz

1. Having to constantly discus your personal life and issues on ESPN messageboards because no one likes you and your parents dress you funny

2. A premature ejaculator

3. Fecal matter

1. After my girlfriend dumped me, I was so lonely that I took off my Members Only jacket and Xjokerz'd the night away.

2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face

3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!

XJokerz by KingFelixOwnsYourMom July 3, 2009

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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