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This is a 40 year old man that has no fucking life that cares more about posting on a sports message board than actually watching sports...This 40 year old man says "OWNED, ME>YOU, LMFAO AT YOU." in his spare time...If you see this dude on ESPN.COM message boards point and laugh at this no fucking life 40 year old loser...
xjokerz- 40 year old freak/man
xjokerz- a loser
xjokerz by Brad#12 July 19, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A complete tool. A loser who thinks they are god or king, but has absolutley no
life. I could keep going on, but this would be too long.
Look at this guy on the message board, he is such an xjokerz.
xjokerz by UltimateSportsGenius March 26, 2009
Related Words
A guy who begins to go bald once he hits 20, and will be completey bald by his mid 20's.
Xjokerz syndrome happened to this douchbag I know, even rogain couldn't help out the poor sap.
xjokerz by twistmoney March 22, 2009
An internet troll who gets welfare checks from grandma, and has to use the
mirror to take pictures of himself because he has no friends.
xJokerz likes to squat on bowling pins
xJokerz by scott91801 March 27, 2009
1. Having to constantly discus your personal life and issues on ESPN messageboards because no one likes you and your parents dress you funny

2. A premature ejaculator

3. Fecal matter
1. After my girlfriend dumped me, I was so lonely that I took off my Members Only jacket and Xjokerz'd the night away.

2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face

3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!
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