1 definition by KingFelixOwnsYourMom
1. Having to constantly discus your personal life and issues on ESPN messageboards because no one likes you and your parents dress you funny
2. A premature ejaculator
3. Fecal matter
2. A premature ejaculator
3. Fecal matter
1. After my girlfriend dumped me, I was so lonely that I took off my Members Only jacket and Xjokerz'd the night away.
2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face
3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!
2. RedSoxFan3358's mother gave me such good head last night that I pulled an xjokerz all over her face
3. Man, Bob's nacho cheese dip had me up xjokerzing all night!
by KingFelixOwnsYourMom July 3, 2009