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Wuxi Finger Hold 

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh
*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
Wuxi Finger Hold by Slatte October 18, 2008

The Wuxi finger hold 

The act of hitting it from the back then announcing that you are the dragon warrior while maneuvering yourself to grab her pinky with an iron grip, all while keeping your pinky up, then dropping the pinky to obliterate the victim.
Dude 1: “aw man I couldn’t pull out, pussy was too fire 🔥🔥🔥”
Dude 2:”damn, what you do?”
Dude 1: “I gave her the wuxi finger hold, I can’t be tied down.”
Dude 2: “skadoosh

wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑,陪我喝一点吗~~?
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机:*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡:哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~? 二哥哥~~?在吗- 啊!
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机:魏婴,天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡:啊?啊啊啊!!!! 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊!
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*

Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian
Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''
Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019
Wuxia can be crudely translated as "chivalrous warrior", and is used as an all-encompassing term to describe a genre of Chinese fiction that deals with knight-errant martial artists in the "Jianghu", or the composite fantasy world, as Eric Yin puts it, of "lumpen intelligentsia, adventurers, monks, priests, rebels, cultists, unemployed peasants and laborers, itinerant peddlers, beggars, disbanded soldiers, gangsters, smugglers, and other outcasts of society".
_Once Upon A Time In China_ is a terrific wuxia movie.
wuxia by Tarrasque November 19, 2002

Wei Wuxian 

The hottest character to ever exist. I want to lick his anal canal and use a strap-on, on him. He has the juciest peck I would like to have a squeeze.
WEI WUXIAN IS VERY HOT
Wei Wuxian by PegWeiWuxian November 1, 2021