A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.
Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.
Buy a
Jehovah's Witness
mug!
The most badass clown this side of Gotham
The Joker's most famous line: Ha ha
1) Misinterpretation of 411.
2) Phone repair line. Completely useless number to call because if your phone is broken you shouldn't be able to call any number and if you could you'd have no reason to call.
George: So what's the 611 on that?
Brenda: That's phone repair, d'you mean 411?
George: -___-
What everything seems to taste like.
Chicken was probably in primordial soup.
When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.
Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?
Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.
(during Wuxi finger hold)
Victim: Nooooo
Badass: Skadoosh
*mushroom cloud*
Perfume for "men"
Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.
Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
