Slatte's definitions

digimon

A sad parody of Pokemon, although neither of them are good. In futile attempts to capture the minds of little kids, it's corrupt otherwise successful little munchkins, although the subject matter alone will make the person with an iq greater than that of a rock laugh. A bunch of violent chiapets that temporarily evolve into barry bonds and "My little Pony" at the same time when pissed. those who watch it need to get a life, lest ur under the age of 9 (give kids a break, come on. Obviously Chris Rock, etc. are better shows, but they're just little smurf pplz, nothing else to watch). Anywho, it is a show that should be avoided at all costs. Equivilent to day-time television soap operas.

Digimon should be avoided as if it were the ebola virus

by Slatte October 29, 2006

pms

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

by Slatte February 4, 2008

portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006

Skadoosh

Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.

(during Wuxi finger hold)

Victim: Nooooo

Badass: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

by Slatte October 18, 2008

Finger

Triggers the release of a deadly gas when pulled

his finger was pulled and damn it stunk. we had to get the county fumigated.

by Slatte October 29, 2006

shweet

sweet as said by cartman from south park. Used to describe something that is utterly sweet, but because if it's high sweetness level, is accompanied by and extra h.

SHWEET, GUYS!

Dude, thish ish sho friggin' shweet! My retainer ish chocolate flavored!

by Slatte December 11, 2006

cologne

Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.

Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!

by Slatte November 10, 2008