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roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.
larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl
by Slatte September 17, 2006
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Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
by Slatte November 10, 2008
Get the cologne mug.Something that costs a lot of money.
That Lamborghini looks very expensive.
by Slatte October 18, 2008
Get the Expensive mug.The sharp pain in one's ear when they've drank too much carbonated liquid. usually applies to those who can't stomach their CO2
*Bob downs a Pepsi*
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
Bob:Aw that hits the spot.
Joe:Yeah
*bob thrashed wildly and smacks his nose violently*
Joe: ARE YOU OK?
Bob: %#%^#%& nose burn @%^@$%^@ nose burn #&%3
Joe: oh. haha
by Slatte December 10, 2006
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Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.
See skadoosh
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.
See skadoosh
*pinch*
noob: What! *gasp* NO!
Kung Fu Master: YES!
noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!
KFM: Oh yes I would!
noob: You're bluf-
KFM: Skadoosh
*mushroom cloud*
noob: What! *gasp* NO!
Kung Fu Master: YES!
noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!
KFM: Oh yes I would!
noob: You're bluf-
KFM: Skadoosh
*mushroom cloud*
by Slatte October 18, 2008
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sweet as said by cartman from south park. Used to describe something that is utterly sweet, but because if it's high sweetness level, is accompanied by and extra h.
by Slatte December 11, 2006
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