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Chief Wiggum 

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"
Chief Wiggum by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007
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Ralph Wiggum 

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Ralph Wiggum by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Chief Wiggum 

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.
Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.
Chief Wiggum by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Ralph Wiggum 

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

ralph wiggum 

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!
I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!
ralph wiggum by paste eater October 20, 2004

Wiggumism 

A funny phrase coined by the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum.

Usually childish adolesent lines.

A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song
Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"
Wiggumism by JacksterBaby May 3, 2007
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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