1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.
Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.
Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the oddstuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song
Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"