1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetentpolice officer, often consigned to mall security.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song
Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"