wizometer 

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011

windometer 

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.

Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.

windometer by Telephony May 25, 2019

Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.

You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.

Whitometer by DT_21 August 5, 2003

wtfometer 

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

wtfometer by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

wopometer 

hammer -hi tech, metric

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.

wopometer by margjoy October 20, 2008

Woometer 

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger

Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful

Woometer by flank steak November 4, 2012