wopometer

hammer -hi tech, metric

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.

by margjoy October 20, 2008

Bopometer

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular

"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

by theartofbeingbopular April 30, 2011

wizometer

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

by youngfogey July 4, 2011

wtfometer

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

WoPoster

A variation of Wopster. Any person who posts on the World of Pageantry or WoP forums. Most Woposters are a band geek.

Dude, you are such a WoPoster, stop being so obsessed.

by Scot December 10, 2004

Whorometer

A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.

#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now

by Jose Sluttastic Hoe Mama April 6, 2010

Woometer

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger

Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful

by flank steak November 4, 2012