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wtf0wned 

seriously beaten down.

pwned, 0wned, or owned means to get a serious smackdown brought unto thyself from another person.

to be wtf0wned is to have all that, multiplied by 1.5 or more.

it's to have an asskicking SO bad, that some form of hacking, one way or another, MUST have been involved in said asswhooping.

it's such an asswhooping that afterwards, NOBODY says anything, standing back, in awe of how much of an asskicking you've received.

no questions asked
no excuses
no way to get your dignity back


what the fuck 0wned.
"lmfao Neo wtf0wned Smith with that slow-motion punch in Matrix Revolutions."
wtf0wned by Neo-Darkheart June 10, 2004
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wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003
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wtfpwned 

V. To be taken by suprise and dominated on by another.
"That newbie gnome mage tried to take the flag back to his base and got wtfpwned by my pyroblast."
wtfpwned by Koruptwon August 8, 2006

wtfpwned 

wtf meaning "what the fuck" an extreme lack of understanding something that just happened to the person making the statment.
pwned meaning Owned being bested without any chance of retaliation.
wtfpwned meaning the person does not understand how they where bested without having a chance for retaliation.
a group of 8 adult human's gang up on 1 small child and take the child's candy, in a short matter of time.

They Wtfpwned him!
wtfpwned by Typo91 March 26, 2005

wtfpwned 

to defeat with impunity and great cheer
The dungeon having been wtfpwned earlier, Krennick had no choice but to sit down, cry, and redo his master plan.
wtfpwned by Spirit of Sidi May 9, 2003

wtfpwned 

An exclamation used by immature gamers in many online games.

Sometimes used as an abbrevation of "What the fuck, Owned," but not necessarily.
"OMMFG, we were WTFPWNED!"
wtfpwned by Xeno January 6, 2004
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