wowtch

1. A heightened variation of "wow" exhibiting extreme surprise.
2. A hybrid of "wow" and "ouch".

Joe Trader: Hey Goldbaum, I just lost 250 large on Freddie and Fannie.

Goldbaum: "Wowtch!"

by oshow December 29, 2007

Wootcher

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.

P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher

by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.

"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."

by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

Fotchy Wotchy

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.

the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.

by physinbock October 16, 2019

wotcha

English Slang for "What's up?"

"Wotcha mate!"

by Jim September 7, 2003

wotcher

A British slang term formed by the contraction of "What are you up to?"
"Wot'cher up ta?" devolved into this now-common greeting. See also wotcha.

"Wotcher, Harry! Good to see ya, mate!"

by flamingsword May 26, 2005

Wotcher

The cool way of saying "What are you up to?" in a formal greeting, because the British have the best slang. Alternate form is "wotcha".

"Wotcher?" Alice Morgan said, as she rescued Luther from Stark.

by Mwatuangi September 21, 2014