wowch

An exclamation. A mix of wow and ouch, as in being suprised by the astonishing pain or shock of what just happened.

"I just read that the Queen called Princess Diana a whore...wowch!"

by Troy J. Jones January 15, 2008

wowch

Signifying more pain than a simple “Ouch!” justifies.

Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!

by cwilly3 August 28, 2009

wowch

What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.

Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.

Dan: WOWCH!!!!

by Mbleh September 18, 2007

Wowch

Typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.

Boggs: My buddy got Converse All Stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!

by PDXJohnny99 May 07, 2013

Wowch

Somthing surprisingly painful

Wowch! That campfire is fuckin hot!

by C.Armstrong May 17, 2009

WOWCH

A combination of WOW and OUCH.
The only way to reply if you have been hit with something surprising and hurtful, and you can't believe someone would say it.

Shane: I don't have high hopes for the 49ers this season.

Ty: you should be used to disappointment, based on your past relationships....
Shane: WOWCH!!

by 777Fatty February 23, 2017

Wowch

When someone can't decide if they want to say "Wow" or "Ouch" so the two words get slurred together.

Guy 1: yo dude you see what happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore?

Guy 2: I know, I was like wowch! she got pwned!

by Triple One Zero Triple One February 08, 2010