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Wowef, the venerable turtle, commands admiration with its dignified and deliberate movements. Its sturdy shell, a testament to years of wisdom, carries the markings of experiences etched in the passage of time. Wowef's unhurried pace reflects a profound understanding of the world, and its eyes exude a quiet wisdom that invites contemplation. In the tranquility of Wowef's presence, one can't help but feel a deep sense of reverence for this noble creature, a living embodiment of patience and resilience.
Person 1: Have you met Wowef, the turtle?Person 2: Yes, I encountered Wowef at the pond yesterday. There's something incredibly majestic about the way it glides through the water, and its unhurried demeanor left me in awe.
wowef by Uncle_Osama December 14, 2023
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power WoWer 

I made a chair that recycles my waste into food. I AM A POWER WOWER!
power WoWer by SkydivinWhales February 28, 2007
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wowef • wow effect • Wowers • Wowed • wowee • wokeflake • Wowe • Wowen • woeful • Wokeface

Wokefest 

Short for Woke Festival. When a television show demonstrates blatant and obsessive virtue signaling to the point where that seems to be the primary reason for it to exist rather than as entertainment.
The new Trek TV series doesn't have a plot, it's just a wokefest of actors.
Wokefest by thedm96 January 8, 2021
full of wow, amazing, wow
you look wowful.
Wowful by wowful....:) June 24, 2009
A waterfall that is really disappointing/woeful
Went to Mokoroa falls the other day in New Zealand, was an absolute woefall
Woefall by LittIe Guy RyRy February 14, 2017
George Fisher
<talented musician> Hey, WoWfag
<George Fisher> Hey, bag o' douche
WoWfag by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

woefully 

woefully means in an unfortunate or deplorable manner
We are woefully failing our population,and economic future, when we leave these lessons to chance.
woefully by stoneroch February 9, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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