wouldn't of 

a common error made by hillbillies in which the word of replaces the correct word, have.

I wouldn't of had sex with that horse if I knew it was going to kill me!

wouldn't of by dr. snus April 22, 2010

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers by MC Gee January 23, 2008

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos 

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos by Elburno January 27, 2008

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. 

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

a declaration of true love

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein by redshank January 27, 2008

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite by Jotinmick December 9, 2018