by Elburno February 24, 2008
Get the Procrastination mug.We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.
it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 08, 2008
Get the wanking like peter on the dole mug.A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
by Elburno January 27, 2008
Get the You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos mug.After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.
It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.
by Elburno February 23, 2008
Get the The Three Shake Rule mug.Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
by Elburno February 18, 2008
Get the That tap is like a Eunuch's cock mug.Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
by Elburno December 03, 2007
Get the Irish Queer mug.1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 02, 2008
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