Procrastination

The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.

Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.

by Elburno February 24, 2008

press

it's like a cupboard only it's a press.

the plates go in the press.

by Elburno September 08, 2008

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 08, 2008

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 02, 2008

That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.

Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.

by Elburno February 18, 2008

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 08, 2008

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008