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A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
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Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
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Get the press mug.the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton
john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?
*on an unrelated matter...
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john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?
*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap
by elburno March 9, 2008
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it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 8, 2008
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Get the the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society mug.1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 2, 2008
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