Elburno's definitions
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.
it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 8, 2008
Get the wanking like peter on the dolemug. by Elburno February 24, 2008
Get the Procrastinationmug. by Elburno October 22, 2008
Get the pressmug. A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
Get the Monkey in a person suitmug. 1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 2, 2008
Get the watching the wiremug. Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
Get the beat my cock like a ginger stepchildmug. Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
by Elburno February 18, 2008
Get the That tap is like a Eunuch's cockmug.