A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them
help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through
online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low
care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the
brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.
There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do
drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the
skin's fusing to the leather.
Joe
spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a
windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His
face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.
