A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It'
s extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as
soon as you can. It'
s transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.
There is
one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do
drugs, but instead
fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player'
s inability to leave the chair because of the
skin'
s fusing to the leather.
Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a
windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild
case of World Of
Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.