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workstack

List of numbers that do not reflect reality
"have you seen my workstack this week? I'm being asked to work 25 hours a day."
by workstacker February 14, 2018
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wormstache

A reference to the season 6 gag reel of the show Supernatural, in which actor Misha Collins was dared by his costar Jared Padalecki to eat a worm he found. Misha refused, and instead wore it as a wormstache.
Jared: "Eat it. I dare you to eat it. You have to eat it."
Misha: "I'm not going to eat it, that's disgusting. I'm going to wear it as a wormstache."
(Misha puts on the worm; J2 crack up)
by TricksterTalia November 8, 2013
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worksick

Someone who can not and does not want to ever get away from work, even while on vacations. Kind of like homesick, except for your job.
Mark went on a vacation to Jamaica and he is still checking his emails everyday. Man, that dude must be really worksick. Will he ever just let it go?
by Soberdude March 18, 2008
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Workjacked

This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either
a. claims the credit for the work accomplished
b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason
c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequate

This situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matter

Short: WJ
The boss just workjacked my entire presentation that I worked on for two weeks on how to improve customer satisfaction.

or

That dude just WJ'd your project...
by Realworkterms November 1, 2012
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Workstart

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him to room 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008
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Workstart

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him room to 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008
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