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workdance 

Take a break at your desk, crank up oldies/disco/whatever and dance as hard as you can sitting in your chair! Raises your spirits, makes you laugh...
Bored at your office? Workdance.
Falling asleep at the computer? Workdance!
Or do you like "deskercise" better?
workdance by Squsie August 5, 2009
Words you can keep

workacets 

prescription pills you take during work to make your job more bearable (usually percocet, but could also be vicoden, valium, adderall, or any other pill that alters your mood for the better)
Employee #1: Jesus, when is this day gonna end???

Employee #2: Not really bothering me bro, I got involved with some workacets this morning. Loving life right now!

Weasel Wardancer

A fucking dumb blonde who thinks she can tell everyone what to do
Weasel Wardancer by SubZero20 October 25, 2003

WorkFace 

It refers to the immediate work objectives of a person or crew. It is a focus for, conversations about productivity, and the difference between productivity measures in front end engineering, detailed engineering, logistics and supports, and direct tool time at the Workface.
The complete application of WorkFace Planning provides a definitive view of what we should be doing, what we can do and what we are doing.
WorkFace by johndeige March 4, 2015

workface 

When you're at your job concentrating very hard and it shows.
Obvserver #1: "Whoa Jenny's really concentrating on that email..."
Obvserver #2: "Yeah she's got her workface on."
workface by Victoria Potter October 9, 2007

Wormdance 

In the platynereis genus (Marine Bristle Worm) the female will get so turned on by her partner's erotic dance that, finally unable to restrain herself, she'll lose all conrtol. Consumed with sexual excitement, she'll bite off the sex organs of the male which are located in his rear end. (A kind of endless sex.) She swallows the sperm contained in this mouthful, and the sperm travels through her body to the cache of eggs and fertilises them.
Beau: Hey man! What's that sexy dance you're doing there?
Nick: Oh this? It's called the Wormdance.
Beau: Woah That's great! Makes me want to eat your penis!
Wormdance by Rawrshack November 21, 2010

Workidence 

Workidence is where you reside, your place of residence, plus your place of employment thus the name Work+idence.
I am currently at my workidence working on blueprints for a new building project.
Workidence by Keyzz ( Ms. Collins) October 6, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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