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workacets 

prescription pills you take during work to make your job more bearable (usually percocet, but could also be vicoden, valium, adderall, or any other pill that alters your mood for the better)
Employee #1: Jesus, when is this day gonna end???

Employee #2: Not really bothering me bro, I got involved with some workacets this morning. Loving life right now!
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workaversary 

Today is my six year workaversary! I've never worked anywhere this long!
workaversary by Kashmir May 19, 2016
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workcest 

sexual relations with co-workers.
CEO #1: "your secretary is hot. I dont see why you dont sleep with her."

CEO #2: "I can't do it... that's workcest!!"
workcest by Jake Honiball February 25, 2011

workacation 

Taking a vacation in order to get work done in an atmosphere of undisturbed awesomeness.
"I want to go on workacation to Hawaii/Barcelona/the Baltic Sea to work on my paper/thesis/novel/album/project."
"Just make sure you don't have constant Internet access."
workacation by thatwasnow May 16, 2010

Workabetes 

When you only suffer from the symptoms of diabetes at work
fetch me some more water, my Workabetes is playing up
Workabetes by Yaasfag September 5, 2016
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019