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workacets 

prescription pills you take during work to make your job more bearable (usually percocet, but could also be vicoden, valium, adderall, or any other pill that alters your mood for the better)
Employee #1: Jesus, when is this day gonna end???

Employee #2: Not really bothering me bro, I got involved with some workacets this morning. Loving life right now!
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workaversary 

Today is my six year workaversary! I've never worked anywhere this long!
workaversary by Kashmir May 19, 2016
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workcest 

sexual relations with co-workers.
CEO #1: "your secretary is hot. I dont see why you dont sleep with her."

CEO #2: "I can't do it... that's workcest!!"
workcest by Jake Honiball February 25, 2011

workacation 

Taking a vacation in order to get work done in an atmosphere of undisturbed awesomeness.
"I want to go on workacation to Hawaii/Barcelona/the Baltic Sea to work on my paper/thesis/novel/album/project."
"Just make sure you don't have constant Internet access."
workacation by thatwasnow May 16, 2010

Workabetes 

When you only suffer from the symptoms of diabetes at work
fetch me some more water, my Workabetes is playing up
Workabetes by Yaasfag September 5, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026