workacets

Name: workacets Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

prescription pills you take during work to make your job more bearable (usually percocet, but could also be vicoden, valium, adderall, or any other pill that alters your mood for the better)

Employee #1: Jesus, when is this day gonna end???

Employee #2: Not really bothering me bro, I got involved with some workacets this morning. Loving life right now!

workacets by Flight Crash Companion March 12, 2008

Words you can keep

workaversary

Work anniversary

Today is my six year workaversary! I've never worked anywhere this long!

workaversary by Kashmir May 19, 2016

Related Words

workacets • Workabetes • workacation • workaversary • Work-cest • work aversion • Work Aversion Disorder

workcest

sexual relations with co-workers.

CEO #1: "your secretary is hot. I dont see why you dont sleep with her."

CEO #2: "I can't do it... that's workcest!!"

workcest by Jake Honiball February 25, 2011

workacation

Taking a vacation in order to get work done in an atmosphere of undisturbed awesomeness.

"I want to go on workacation to Hawaii/Barcelona/the Baltic Sea to work on my paper/thesis/novel/album/project."
"Just make sure you don't have constant Internet access."

workacation by thatwasnow May 16, 2010

Workabetes

When you only suffer from the symptoms of diabetes at work

fetch me some more water, my Workabetes is playing up

Workabetes by Yaasfag September 5, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026