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workmance 

Having deep affection for a colleague during work hours, but then going home to your wife and kids like nothing happened.
Bill and Nicole seem very close at work and are always laughing and carrying on but they only do it at work. I think there is a workmance going on.
workmance by Nadzy92 September 26, 2017
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Workmageddon 

When out of nowhere, time critical and urgent priority work starts piling up with a soul crushing impossibility of success.
Dude, what happened? You were supposed to join us for lunch.

Well, I was out the door when Nicole asked me to help with one little thing while she went to the bathroom. Little did I know the execs were heading downstairs to unleash workmageddon.
Workmageddon by Apricottarte March 3, 2015

workmare 

When you dream about being at work with bad results, sometimes you dream about being at work naked.
I woke in a cold sweat from a workmare.
workmare by Chancey Gardener December 28, 2005

workacets 

prescription pills you take during work to make your job more bearable (usually percocet, but could also be vicoden, valium, adderall, or any other pill that alters your mood for the better)
Employee #1: Jesus, when is this day gonna end???

Employee #2: Not really bothering me bro, I got involved with some workacets this morning. Loving life right now!

Nick Workman 

(n): a ginger

synonyms: ace, wrestler, future georgetown student, wofo, kate's boyfriend.

antonyms: never

common misspellings: nicaragua
Kate: I mustache you a question?
Nick: What?
Kate: Nick Workman, be my semi-formal date?
Nick: ...no
Kate: Pretty please?
Nick: Fine.
Nick Workman by katelegreat January 29, 2012

workmare 

(n) A nightmare that is derived directly from your place of employment, including your job, co-workers, duties and/or responsibilities while on the job.
"I must have been working too much lately, I'm having some wicked workmares at night."

"The other night I had a workmare where I botched my presentation and got fired - kept me up half the night."
workmare by Pat H November 3, 2005
Word of the Day on December 14, 2005
Pronunciation: \wō-ˈman(t)s
Function: noun/intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): wo·manced; wo·manc·ing; wo mantic
Etymology: Mr. Smoove had a bad dream where two ladies were all nice to each other but didn't get it on.
Date: 2008

The female equivalent of bromance. Describing a strong and vibrant friendship between two straight women, the term womance combines the words, "woman," and, "romance."
"Katie is amazing -- smart, funny, informed, and motivated. I think this could be a womance."
Womance by Mr. Smoove August 22, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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