woonar

a man's (or womens) penis

can i stick my woonar in your poonar

by jugasaurus_rex2 May 3, 2009

woodaru

Pronounced wood a roo...
No action taken. Synonymous with doing nothing and leaving the work.for others.

My wife wanted me to cut the grass but I decided to woodaru it until my son got home.

by Yotarolla June 16, 2011

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

Woogar

A middle-aged single woman who needlessly shouts "woo" in bars and clubs. Her piercing call is an attempt to imitate the younger "woo girls" with whom she competes for the attention of young men. See cougar and woo girl.

*Screech*
"What was that!?"
"No worries, just a pack of woogars on the prowl."

by freedlupo August 10, 2009

WooNatic

A WooNatic is soneone who rejects science based preventative health, medications, treatment plans, and vaccinations.

It is a cross between the term "woo" used to describe essential oil healing, bleach enema lovers, chiropractors for every ailment, healing crystals, and subscribers of antivax conspiracy theories. And the word lunatic.

A WooNatic will typically over state benefits, if any exist at all, while minimizing or ignoring all risks.

Did you hear about that WooNatic giving their child bleach enemas to cure their Autism?

I was just invited to another healing crystals and essential oil party by the WooNatic next door.

Juniper-Ryver is not vaccinated because his mother is a WooNatic. Too bad our state still allows non medical vaccine exceptions.

Stay away from Ashley's house. That Woonatic is hosting another pox party! Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE ANY LOLLIPOPS FROM HER!

by TheGoodMother January 12, 2019

woodard

(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.

Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.

by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008

woodard

a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.

The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.

by matthius July 30, 2008