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woonar by jugasaurus_rex2 May 3, 2009
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Coobage Pooch Wooner
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
WooNatic
A WooNatic is soneone who rejects science based preventative health, medications, treatment plans, and vaccinations.
It is a cross between the term "woo" used to describe essential oil healing, bleach enema lovers, chiropractors for every ailment, healing crystals, and subscribers of antivax conspiracy theories. And the word lunatic.
A WooNatic will typically over state benefits, if any exist at all, while minimizing or ignoring all risks.
It is a cross between the term "woo" used to describe essential oil healing, bleach enema lovers, chiropractors for every ailment, healing crystals, and subscribers of antivax conspiracy theories. And the word lunatic.
A WooNatic will typically over state benefits, if any exist at all, while minimizing or ignoring all risks.
Did you hear about that WooNatic giving their child bleach enemas to cure their Autism?
I was just invited to another healing crystals and essential oil party by the WooNatic next door.
Juniper-Ryver is not vaccinated because his mother is a WooNatic. Too bad our state still allows non medical vaccine exceptions.
Stay away from Ashley's house. That Woonatic is hosting another pox party! Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE ANY LOLLIPOPS FROM HER!
I was just invited to another healing crystals and essential oil party by the WooNatic next door.
Juniper-Ryver is not vaccinated because his mother is a WooNatic. Too bad our state still allows non medical vaccine exceptions.
Stay away from Ashley's house. That Woonatic is hosting another pox party! Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE ANY LOLLIPOPS FROM HER!
WooNatic by TheGoodMother January 12, 2019
woodard
(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
woodard by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008
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