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A tsunami of woo (pseudoscientific nonsense). If one spends anytime discussing the health sciences online, such as on Facebook, you quickly learn that there is a never ending deluge of woo against which no amount of logic and evidence can ever succeed.
"I had to leave the 'Massage Therapists' Facebook group due to the sheer volume of nonsense that gets posted there. It is an unstoppable force - a tsunami of woo - it's a woonami!"
Woonami by Procrastibragger August 31, 2016
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WooNatic 

A WooNatic is soneone who rejects science based preventative health, medications, treatment plans, and vaccinations.

It is a cross between the term "woo" used to describe essential oil healing, bleach enema lovers, chiropractors for every ailment, healing crystals, and subscribers of antivax conspiracy theories. And the word lunatic.

A WooNatic will typically over state benefits, if any exist at all, while minimizing or ignoring all risks.
Did you hear about that WooNatic giving their child bleach enemas to cure their Autism?

I was just invited to another healing crystals and essential oil party by the WooNatic next door.

Juniper-Ryver is not vaccinated because his mother is a WooNatic. Too bad our state still allows non medical vaccine exceptions.

Stay away from Ashley's house. That Woonatic is hosting another pox party! Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE ANY LOLLIPOPS FROM HER!
WooNatic by TheGoodMother January 12, 2019
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008