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the act of putting on thick black rimed glasses
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
to epic win to explain try on your partner she will enjoy the sloppy woolery .
by Big Bubba Love skin July 10, 2008
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