brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 15, 2006

brained

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

by ringo the ratatata January 22, 2008

brained

when you get obliterated by a sniper in fortnite.

“dude conner got fuckin brained earlier by a bolty”

by Ppnecker87 September 15, 2018

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 01, 2005

brain

Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male brains reside in their penile regions

"That girl has a foot long tongue, I bet she gives great brain!"

by Rae Rae March 23, 2005

Brain

Something that Justin Bieber fans don't have.

Susan: I have such a huge crush on JB!

Bill: I always knew you had no brain!

by Sum Gy April 03, 2012

On the brain

To constantly think about something.

Steven has sex on the brain.

by Hello-There-1989 August 25, 2013