woofery

(adj.) dog like in appearance or smell; a person who resembles ugly dog; describes an event that is not fun

(verb) woofin' ie. Amber was woofin' at that party

1. Dan: How was your sandwich?
Mike: I didn't eat it
Dan: Why not?
Mike: It smelled woof

2. Jenna: Ugh, that girl's face is soo dog like!
Sara: Yeah, she is really woofery looking.

by sketchy ninja August 16, 2009

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Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

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Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

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woofermeat

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.

Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.

by RasTaFaRi-EvrLivin-EvrFaithfu July 27, 2011

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A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

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