Definitions by RabbiDan

Full Count

Taking three dumps before 2:00 pm; three before two, or, 3-2.

Mark: Dude, I totally have the shits today. I've taken three dumps and it's only 1:30.

Dave: Nice man, you have a full count.

Full Count by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

Merch

Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!

Merch