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Chuck Woolery 

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
Chuck Woolery by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009
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Woolery left Wheel 

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.
Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!
Woolery left Wheel by John 2006 July 24, 2008

Wollerman 

New Zealand colloquial term for the lost art of premature ejaculation
Oi, did you hear Boyer finally took that C-Grade slanger Tiffany home but Wollermaned after only 47 seconds, he says its sorta sweet though cause he thinks she came too. Sorta not that sweet though cause his auntie is coming over in like two hours and there's no way he'll be able to get that wollerman stain out of his pants in time. Seriously bro, he's down to like one pair. I shit you not
1.The best word in existence. Yellow backwards; commonly misspelled welloy. Also the name of a song by the band Pitiful Excuse.
2. Cute, rad
Dude, did you hear the new song by that band?
Yeah, wolley is the best!

That shirt is so cute!
It's so wolley!
wolley by Emsily B June 27, 2008
1. Jon continues to woller in his self-pity.

2. The pigs woller in the mud.
woller by Tudot January 12, 2009

wollered 

When a woman has been rammed so many times it's like fucking a mayonnaise jar.
That bitch's snatch has been wollered out.
wollered by Datzwatshesed May 27, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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