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Chuck Woolery 

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
Chuck Woolery by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009
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Woolery left Wheel 

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.
Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

Wollerman 

Oi, did you hear Boyer finally took that C-Grade slanger Tiffany home but Wollermaned after only 47 seconds, he says its sorta sweet though cause he thinks she came too. Sorta not that sweet though cause his auntie is coming over in like two hours and there's no way he'll be able to get that wollerman stain out of his pants in time. Seriously bro, he's down to like one pair. I shit you not
1.The best word in existence. Yellow backwards; commonly misspelled welloy. Also the name of a song by the band Pitiful Excuse.
2. Cute, rad
Dude, did you hear the new song by that band?
Yeah, wolley is the best!

That shirt is so cute!
It's so wolley!
wolley by Emsily B June 27, 2008
To surround one's self.
1. Jon continues to woller in his self-pity.

2. The pigs woller in the mud.
woller by Tudot January 12, 2009

wollered 

When a woman has been rammed so many times it's like fucking a mayonnaise jar.
That bitch's snatch has been wollered out.
wollered by Datzwatshesed May 27, 2016