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Once popular, now defunct chain of retail stores similar to K-Mart or Wal-Mart. Founded in 1962, the stores were at their height of popularity in the 1970s. All Woolco stores eventually closed down in 1983, never to be heard from again.
I found a great deal on a blender at Woolco, but when I took it out to use it, I found it didn't work. Now I know not to buy things just because they are cheap.
woolco by ilovelisa November 16, 2006
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wolcott high school 

A public school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pronounce correctly. It's extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% Albanian, one black kid, and some Mexican kid that doesn't talk to anyone. It is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the school doesn't have a pool. None of the subs speak fluent English and the only one that does is a dick. When you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. Nerds at one table, Emos, bisexuals and potheads at another, Fuckboys at their own table, and then there is the THOTs, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those weird kids that play with their food, and of course the table with that one anti-social kid sitting at it. The teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old bitchy teachers do. And whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. The only difference between hell and Wolcott High School is that hell has air-conditioning. Whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every time we take a shit, to make sure we aren't jerking off or vaping. Our school slogans are "Go Eagles!" and "Lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the fuck not!?!?!"
Wolcott High School is full of THOTs and rich white kids.
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woolford 

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.
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wooloo tribe 

A derogatory term for groups of people of islander or black descent.
The god damn wooloo tribes on the piss again
wooloo tribe by Docco Seus April 14, 2021

Woodcock Complex 

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.
"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

wooltorton 

A decedent of Kings. If you come across a Wooltorton then you better follow that person as he or she will will have a greatness that you wished you possessed.
OMG you are so great at this! you must be a Wooltorton!
wooltorton by DrBoom May 12, 2014
Acronym that stands for "Wast of oxygen has lack of potential".
He is a Woolop.
Woolop by Perryism May 18, 2021