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Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.

Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.

To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Bob: How did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly??
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?
islander by el woodrow April 16, 2006
When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.
I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.
islander by BP November 11, 2003
When you shit so much it rises above the water in the toilet bowl. This should look like a large island has been created.
"Man my stomache hurt so bad until I left an Islander in the toilet".
Islander by Matt "Ïslander" P. January 8, 2014
lesbian.

a reference to the island of lesbos, where sappho lived
Woman: She's cute, but I don't think she's an islander. Why do I always go for the straight chicks?
islander by Shan L November 8, 2005
a small minded person, usually from the island of Prince Edward.

Being an islander is the reproduction from the mating of two genetically related parents, which can increase the chances of offspring being affected by recessive or deleterious traits. This generally leads to a decreased fitness of a population, which is called inbreeding depression.

People who like to talk about everyone else but themselves;
Gossip whores
Liberals who steal legally

A premier who likes chicks with dicks
Ghiz is an islander.
Islanders like Ghiz

Ghiz likes an islander dick in his mouth.
Islander by Ghizlikesdick March 6, 2011
a type of mixed drink with Clamato and absolute vodka (lime)

or to create an angry islander and a a slash of Tabasco.
Scooter decided Lesley's suggestion of an angry islander and went with a cranberry vodka instead.
Islander by Lesley Jesse June 2, 2020