A public school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pronounce correctly. It's extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% Albanian, one black kid, and some Mexican kid that doesn't talk to anyone. It is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the school doesn't have a pool. None of the subs speak fluent English and the only one that does is a dick. When you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. Nerds at one table, Emos, bisexuals and potheads at another, Fuckboys at their own table, and then there is the THOTs, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those weird kids that play with their food, and of course the table with that one anti-social kid sitting at it. The teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old bitchy teachers do. And whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. The only difference between hell and Wolcott High School is that hell has air-conditioning. Whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every time we take a shit, to make sure we aren't jerking off or vaping. Our school slogans are "Go Eagles!" and "Lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the fuck not!?!?!"
by Baby yogurt jerkoff residue April 12, 2016