woolcock 

someone who puts there cock up their bellybutton and gets bellybutton fluff on it

Bob: "man i just got a woolcock"
Brian: "that serves you right for not washing your bellybutton"

woolcock by Fluffy Finkle September 9, 2009

Joe Woolcock

Joe Woolcock is an amazing, hot, sexy, funny guy. Usually with a big penis.

"That guy is so hot!"
"Yeah, thats Joe Woolcock."

Joe Woolcock by vds nmm bk April 10, 2013

Woodcock Complex 

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

Woodcock Complex by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016

The Woodcock inn 

Evidently, some bar in the Pittsburgh area said to have great food. Also, a famous bar in England of the same name. Has a great suggestive name. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want to go there just because of that.

(looking for directions)
Some guy- How far is the Woodcock Inn?
Other guy- About 6 inches.

The Woodcock inn by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008

Woodcock 

Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!

Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!

Woodcock by dutch oven September 10, 2006

WOODCOCK 

A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.

Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.

Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.

WOODCOCK by dawoodman71 February 4, 2010

Woodcock-Johnson 

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

Woodcock-Johnson by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010