wookiester

The best friend and username someone could ever have he is really good at games

wookiester is so cracked at fort my guy

by johncenafan111 December 2, 2020

Wokester

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.

That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.

by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokester

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.

Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.

by brobean June 5, 2017

wookiestyle

-the act of doing something in the style of a wookie.

I was talk to Chewbacca one day, (true story) and he told me (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) i had to keep my (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) bitch in line so i slapped her wookiestyle.

by Mark da Shark July 5, 2008

Wokester

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.

The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist

by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Wokester

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

wooliestgrain

Smelly whit friend

maaaaan why you gotta be smelling like wooliestgrain

by Walkthrowmydoor February 20, 2022