Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.

Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.

Woodsen by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011

Woodsen

A funny name to call somebody with the last name "Woods".

Dude: Your last name is Woods so I'm calling you Woodsen...
Chick: Ok...
Dude: Woodsen... lol

Woodsen by op2rules April 2, 2009

Serena Van Der Woodsen 

She might've slept with every guy on the show. Every person that came onto the show slept with one of B, C, N, D. but B has slept with C, N and D and a few more. C hasn't slept with S they are step siblings, but has Slept with B and many more including little J. N has slept with both S and B and little J and quite more. D has slept with both S and B and a few others my point is not a single person has come onto that show and not slept with at least one person

Serena Van Der Woodsen is the main female character off of gossip girl

Serena Van Der Woodsen by JCKXSB123101 January 2, 2019

Serena van der Woodsen 

A beautiful girl who falls for every guy she meets! A good girl with a bad reputation! She is loyal and kind but sometimes impulsive and scheming! She has some good quotes and is sometimes a savage!

Person One: That Girl is a real Serena van der Woodsen

Serena van der Woodsen by Miablair March 4, 2019

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Charles Woodson 

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.

Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!

Charles Woodson by Shutdown Cornerback April 1, 2007

Tiger Woodsin

The act of soliciting partners outside of a confirmed relationship. To satisfy a need utilizing a variety of related resources.

Personal: After Ted married Kate he discovered that he needed at least ten other women to please him. Those who know about Ted's desires consider him to be Tiger Woodsin.

Public: To satisfy my hunger after eating a McDonalds cheeseburger I may swing by Taco Bell and KFC to aid my varying appetite. "After this burger I'm gonna hit up Taco Bell and KFC Tiger Woodsin!"

Tiger Woodsin by I drink Champagne with... December 8, 2009