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David Wooderson
The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."
David Wooderson by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009
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woodser
A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.
Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.
Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.
woodser by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009
Woodser
an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.
Woodser by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010
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Pedo Wooders by The Meme Bin June 6, 2018
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Pedo wooders by Someguyfromtheweald July 11, 2019
Wooderson
A term devoloped through the manliness of David Wooderson (Dazed and Confused 1993). Upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying "wooderson".
Joe: "Bro, I brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar"
Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"
Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)
Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"
Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)
Wooderson by BrentBPortC November 8, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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