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David Wooderson 

The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."
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A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.
I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!
woodser by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009
an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.
"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."
Woodser by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010

Pedo Wooders 

A word given to a head teacher of a school who likes molesting kids.
Pedo Wooders by The Meme Bin June 6, 2018

Pedo wooders 

A head teacher at the Weald school who likes to molest children

Wooderson 

A term devoloped through the manliness of David Wooderson (Dazed and Confused 1993). Upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying "wooderson".
Joe: "Bro, I brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar"

Jim: "man she was big, but at least you got laid"

Joe: "wooderson" (progression into stance)
Wooderson by BrentBPortC November 8, 2011