Woodsend 

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.

“Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”

Woodsend by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Woodsend 

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks that they’re on something special when they just sit on Lytham park and sniff cocaine all day. What tramps. All the little Chavvy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a bench inhaling cancer into their lungs and rolling up with rizzler with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter just straight cancer. Barely any of the small nitty population are black and paki kids they are all just trampy white scroats who run round small shitty woodsned skate park thinking they are some sort of “hood” gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 13 year old slaggy girls giving butt at a bus stop.

Let’s go woodsend and get sucked off at a bus stop

Woodsend by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Into the Woodsed 

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

Into the Woodsed by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

Woodend 

A small town in Australia half way between Melbourne and Bendigo. Citizens from the half suburban/half country town tend to believe that they live in the "country" and take pleasure out of bagging the "city folk". With at least 4 shitty pizza shops, Woodend folk often turn up to the "19th Hole Shopping Centre" wearing slippers and hairy clothes. While woodend claims to have farmers, most only own 3 horses and a labrador. Woodend is always cold but never quite snows, bringing disappointment in the peak of every winter. Woodend has one high school which almost no one can afford, forcing people to go to surrounding schools that are filled with drugs and do not offer sufficient transport facilities. Twelvies from Woodend are significantly worse than they are from other town and are gaining in numbers by the day. Whilst their not as bad as year 7's from Kyenton, they make the seniors of the area ashamed. Even though Woodend is a hole, it remains better than Kyenton, Macedon and Riddells Creek. At least it's main income is not from a dodgy af costume shop.

Also, Woodend does not have Nando's or Taco Bills.

"Hey guys, lets take a trip down to Woodend for overpriced pizza."
"Na m8, lets go to Gisborne. Their Depetro's didn't go out of business within a year of opening."
"Even better, lets go to Sunbury! I hear there hasn't been a stabbing there in 3 weeks!"

Woodend by Angrysoccermum April 5, 2015

Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.

Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.

Woodsen by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011

woodendoors7 

guy who literally has a 17 inch genital, is a good moderator and very good at sucking dick 😳.

guy 1: wait... is that woodendoors7? the guy with the 17 inch genital?
guy 2: omg.. IT IS! I'M A HUGE FAN OF HIM!

woodendoors7 by KingWilliamTheThird April 30, 2022

Serena Van Der Woodsen 

She might've slept with every guy on the show. Every person that came onto the show slept with one of B, C, N, D. but B has slept with C, N and D and a few more. C hasn't slept with S they are step siblings, but has Slept with B and many more including little J. N has slept with both S and B and little J and quite more. D has slept with both S and B and a few others my point is not a single person has come onto that show and not slept with at least one person

Serena Van Der Woodsen is the main female character off of gossip girl

Serena Van Der Woodsen by JCKXSB123101 January 2, 2019