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a sex move that is so potent that leaves your legs paralyzed
Man I left his house in a wheel chair because he gave me an amazing woodson.
Woodson by Auzzie Robs April 12, 2009

Woodson Hot 

A lower standard of attractive-ness that applies to Woodson students because of the lack of hot guys.
Person 1: He's pretty hot!
Person 2: Meh, he's only Woodson Hot.
Person 1: You're right at Fairfax High School he'd be fugly.
Woodson Hot by Woodson2014 June 19, 2011

Charles Woodson 

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.
Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!

Charles Woodson 

An amazing defensive player for the Green Bay Packers. Winner of the Defensive Player MVP in '09.
3/4 of the world is covered in water.

The rest is covered by Charles Woodson.

Wu-Tang Woodson 

Also known as WT Woodson, this school from Fairfax, VA kicks the ass of all other high schools due to great sports teams, relatively low levels of dumbasses, and a great coalition against communism. Sometimes considered a prick school, but really that title goes to Langley and TJHSST.
Interviewer :So what the hell does WT stand for?
Interviewed Guy: ...Wu-Tang?

Prick: You go to WT Woodson? *scoff*
America-supporting-student: Fucker, this is Wu-Tang Woodson *roundhouse kick*
Wu-Tang Woodson by ScrewTJ April 16, 2009

Jayshawn Woodson 

Jayshawn is a very loving and caring person. If he want something he gone go out and look for it. Hes easy to talk to he got your back no matter when it comes down to his girl,family, and friends he don't play
Were's Jayshawn Woodson when I need him.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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