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he's that guy who's always there to cheer you up, whether you need it or not! he's that lunchbox who's energyless and extremely outgoing. he's easy to tease but only because it's the only way people know how to show their love and appreciation. that guy you'll learn to trust and want to be there for. at times he forgets the value of the ones he loves but he never fails to remember and cherish them with everything he's got. he tries to be the best son, friend, and boyfriend. confused and sensitive, but he will find his way through it all.
that goofball wongun, he always makes my day.
wongun by hfied July 6, 2006
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"Wongona" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "Wongona" it refers to "When are you going to ligma balls"
"which means when are you going to lick my balls"

this word was made by @memeplugpage on IG :)
Guy1: R.I.P Nudah he died from type 2 wongona :(

Guy2: what's wongona ?

Guy1: wongona ligma balls

Guy2: *gets angry*
Wongona by memeplugpage August 17, 2018
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To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.
James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.
A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021

Up The Wrongun 

the act of a man sticking his "thingy" in a chicks shitter if he's one lucky son of a bitch for havin a mrs that lets him get away with that sorta thang !!

God intended for women to take it up the arse avery once in a while or he never woulda put the 2 holes that close together that us blokes could make the mistake in the first place
Wendy: i think my arse grapes are playing up again
Snarfy: nvm, let me do you up the wrongun n poke em back in with my "thingy"
Up The Wrongun by Snarfy June 7, 2009
top speed at freeway
ready for wongone?
watch out mofo!
wongone by blitzs13 June 21, 2008
to ass fuck an oriental
Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"
wonging by radicalC April 6, 2011
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