wonging

To cock slap a person while said person is on the ground.

It's derived from a kid from California who was kicked out of high school for sexual harassment. His last name was Wong. He was kicked out for sexually harassing girls.

One day during P.E. one kid was running and tripped. He fell to the ground. Wong came up to him, pulled out his cock, and cock slapped him. So "to wong someone" means to cock slap a person while that person is on the ground.

James ran and slipped, so Kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. James was scarred for life, Kenny got suspended.

by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit June 30, 2009

wonging

to ass fuck an oriental

Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"

by radicalC April 6, 2011

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Wonging out

Like getting flustered when you see someone really hot.

Omg did you see how good tommy from love island looked, I was wonging out.

by Magonx June 5, 2019

faye wonging

when you dance around the room in a dreamy trance like Faye Wong did in Chungking Express (1994)

Boy: Where were you? I thought you were ready 5 minutes ago?
Girl: Sorry, California Dreamin’ came on and I started Faye Wonging.

by pixiepix March 18, 2021

willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.

"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."

by tylerdun August 10, 2016

winging it

to improvise with little preparation

When he was asked a question about the budget, it was clear that he was winging it and was unprepared for the question.

by John Cecil November 1, 2003